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Wigging it

In Alice’s world, a perm is a must. She subjects herself to one about every six weeks. As a result of this and probably of old age, her white hair is thinning in back and on top. Her weekly, sometimes...

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Separate Tables

As noted in the post One Good Thing, Mr. Fickle has been smitten for a while with a woman Alice calls The Young and the Restless (or, in notes to Nadine, Y&R). Alice has marveled at Y&R’s jet...

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Mother Love

Recently, Alice told me the meat grinder story again. She doesn’t tell it often, for reasons you’ll understand after reading it. It’s a story about her and her mother, Martha, and, although Alice...

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Mother’s Day in Pictures

I woke up to my own charges: Hadley (age 15 or thereabouts) Brio (age 5 or somesuch) As I stepped out the front door of my houseboat on my way to Alice’s, I met up with another family: I brought...

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Lew – Memorial Day Weekend 2013

For this Memorial Day Weekend, I wanted to revisit a post from a year ago about Alice’s brother, Lew, who joined the Army (World War II) when he was twenty years old. On November 20 (1942) our regiment...

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The Long Way Home

As soon as she got herself buckled in for our trip to the eye doctor, Alice said, “I don’t like going so far.” I backed the car out of the space next to her building. “How far do you like to go?” “Ten...

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Trouble – Part Three: The Case of the Missing Wig

At seven o’clock one recent morning, Alice called to report that her wig had been stolen, the very wig she’d just told Nadine she was considering buying, but which she actually already had in her...

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The White House Checks In

Alice called to tell me she’d received something from the White House in the mail. She said it was all blurry and she couldn’t read it, but described it as a card that “looked official.” It was signed...

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The Wig Mistresses

A few days ago Alice urgently declared that the wig must be washed. “I’ve been wearing it every day,” she said. “It’s time. Come over tonight close to my bedtime so that nobody sees me without it.” I’d...

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Lights, Penguins, Alice!

Lights Penguins on icy fridge top (with glacier). Alice! Good tidings to all from Alice and me. Have a great holiday, everyone!

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